Booty Camp

Okay, girls....this will be a fun one. Whether you have military roots or not, enrolling your men in Booty Camp will be the best thing you could ever do to him! I've put a lot of thought into this...hope you enjoy!

First things first. You need a few things:

Green/brown balloons (2 or 3)

Plastic army guys

Clipboard
Dog-tag necklace (real or homemade)
Cardtable or any kind of little table

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Camoflage scrapbook paper/gift wrap, etc. Optional

"I Want You" for Booty Camp (like the uncle sam poster) Optional

Camouflage apparel/lingerie for you and him - *MUST HAVE*

Something like this is what I have in mind.... (search ebay)

1. Invitation/Draft: First, you'll want to give him this invitation in an envelope marked CLASSIFIED. TOP SECRET

2. Military Apparel: Next, you need to round up some camo gear for BOTH of you. When he gets home, have his camo attire (boxers, tshirt, whatever you can find) by the door, with a note that says,

"Soldier, report to your barracks to change out of your civilian attire into this Booty Camp issued uniform. Then, report promptly to the enlistment desk."
Have arrows pointing from the bathroom/bedroom (er, barracks) to where the enlistment desk is at (where you'll be waiting for him).

3. Enlistment Desk: Third, you need to have your "Enlistment Desk" set up. I suggest a cardtable with camo wrapping paper on it (or the closest thing to it). Have some green and brown balloons taped to it and maybe a poster on a mini easle which says "I WANT YOU...for Booty Camp" (like the Uncle Sam ones...you could even take a pic of yourself pointing like Sam does). You also need to have a dog-tag necklace for him to wear. (You can order these online for cheap from army surplus stores) or make your own with string and two cutouts from grey cardstock. Make sure there are 2 tags (you'll see why as you read on...) AND, you'll want to have him sign the Booty Camp Waiver Form

4. Mess Hall: If he hasn't already eaten dinner, provide him some military mush in the mess hall (kitchen) Plop some mashed potatoes and gravy onto a plate (or tray if you have it) along with a slab of meat. If he has eaten already…then you can forgo this part of the night.

5. Script & Missions: After he's been "enlisted" at the desk and has eaten his mush in the mess hall, you'll want to have him "line up" and stand at attention while you pace back and forth giving instructions with your clipboard in hand. (This way you can use the script!)

You'll want these instructions for Mission #4:

Mine Mission Instructions

Cut out 16 circles from paper (camo would be nice) and place them on the floor (4 rows of 4) These are the "mines".

For the mission, you will have him start with row one. You ask the 1st question out loud, and he will have his choice of 4 answers (which will be on each of the mines.

He will step on the anwser he thinks is correct. If he's right, he progresses to the next row/ question. If he's wrong, you'll tell him that he has stepped on a mine and has lost a limb. And have to be punished. What ever you chosse. he he loses a leg make him stand on just one for ten seconds or if he loses a arm have him do 1 arm push ups. Then, he'll have to choose again

Here are some examples of questions and answers.

Row One: Where does your Sergeant's fantasy take place?

beach, desert, underwater, hot tub, luxury hotel

Row Two: What is the Sergeant's favorite type of jewelry?

perals, diamonds, plastic, gold, silver

Row Three: If the Sergeant could ever leave base, where would she want to travel most?

Europe, Caribbean, Hawaii, Australia, Alaska

Row Four: What does the Sergeant like most about her favorite soldier?

eyes, muscles, hair, smile, humor

Make up questions and answers that best fits you.

When he's completed all the rows, he can progress to the next mission.

7. Booty Call: After all his missions are completed and he's wiped out (ya, right) then you need to announce. "Soldier, your missions are over. Congratulations at successfully completing Booty Camp. You will now receive the highest rank, the Booty Call. Please follow me…"

The rest is up to you!